wario land 4 crescent moon village tileset

The other planned levels, scrapped ’cause they sucked unbelievably, were a level where you had to swim through thin shafts ’tween walls o’ lava with a glowing rocky background called “Helios”, a lablike level with lots o’ shitty layer-2 shenanegans involving lava walls repainted green called “Cryogian”, whatever that’s s’posed to mean, & what would’ve been a haunted, darker-tinted moon level if I’d been able to think o’ mo’ than a straight path with a boo here & there called “Hades”. This was originally going to be the 1st level o’ the scrapped space world, the remnants o’ which can be seen in the map on the 1st post.

Levels with mo’ than 1 o’ the same switch: 9.

The saddest part is that this Warped Void enemy “boss” is the best ’mong them - & it’s puzzle is just going in a loop. I think this was 1 out o’ quite a few levels wherein I discovered that making you drag the P-switch back to the start was ridiculous, so I made the switch cause some blocks to make the race back after hitting the switch easier. ¿What does a fun house with Alfred Chicken & Wario Land 4 bonus tiles have to do with Bullet Bills? If you only have 1 trick or 2, you should keep your level to 1 trick or 2. I guess I thought it sounded mo’ ironic.Ī’least this level is short ’nough to not get annoying. The strangest time to insist on using Bullet Bill’s Japanese name. & this was a hack wherein a “boss” was a single Goomba as a joke. The Ninji “boss” is the dumbest, most trivial fight e’er. That “Ho, ho, don’t go to high or you have to go back & try ’gain” shit got ol’. ’Cept it’s still bullshit - ’specially for the secret exit - & I should’ve just made it less bullshit. I think I remember adding that midpoint specifically to make that jump less bullshit. ’Specially since that waterfall jump to the lower mushroom is bullshit. ’Nother reason cutting “Let’s Torture Yoshi” was a bad idea. ❽id I truly need to make this key require Yoshi, & then force you to ditch him & bring the key all the way to the end? Great: every time I died, I had to go all ’cross the map to get ’nother. Replace “Goomba” with “Ninji” & Super Mario Bros. Music: “Overworld”, New Super Mario Bros. But its been years since then & I’ve lost all my Super Mario World skills & memory for when to jump, so I make it look like shit. In my defense, some o’ the running & jumping sections in the low corridors actually looked neat if you knew when to jump. I seemed to like puzzles wherein you have to make small jumps under flat platforms to avoid getting stuck in a higher place & having to go back to go back down. In particular, the “boss” rooms the end are a waste o’ time: I just copypastaed so many Goombas that the sprite engine slows to slime, ’cause repetition & slowness are always fun. 3, the 2nd o’ which is a tradition that continues to today in the bosom o’ Boskeopolis Land. This level focuses on Goombas & resources I ripped off from Super Mario Bros. I don’t know what inspired it, but for some reason this world has a bunch o’ levels revolving round a certain enemy.

Music: “Enemy Battle”, Super Mario All-Stars: Super Mario Bros. There’s nothing interesting to say ’bout this level. See, the trick ’bout the end is that you have to not get hit with the feather the level gives you or you can’t fly & are screwed. Message box: best way to deal with flaws isn’t to fix them, but to point them out so people know I made their experience less enjoyable on purpose & hate me e’en mo’. Levels with mo’ than 1 o’ the same switch: 8.I shouldn’t have jankiness is better than boring, ’specially for the last world.

I think I replaced it ’cause a few parts were janky - specifically a part where you had to get through a corridor clogged by Chargin’ Chucks using Yoshi’s extra hit point & retrieve him ’fore he goes past the next Chuck. Originally this spot held “Let’s Abuse Yoshi”, a level much mo’ clever & fun. Music: “Green Greens”, ’bout every Kirby game The only interesting part is how a lot o’ the level tiles are ?s, making the player figure out how many exits each level has.

What a great ’scuse to not put any effort into map graphics, like I did throughout this whole hack. Music: “Main Menu”, WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!

Wario land 4 crescent moon village tileset